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Snootchie Bootchie

Ladies, ladies, ladies…Jay from Jay & Silent Bob is in the HIZ-OOUSE!!!!

Lucky Chav

Wayne Rooney

You’d think Wayne wouldn’t want loads of attention and try to get about unnoticed. That’s why I found it surprising to find him taking public transport whilst wearing his Manchester United kit!!

This picture was taken about two days after Wayne punched a fellow footballer in a restaurant because he insulted Wayne’s annoying girlfriend Colleen.

The King of Kings

Henrik Larsson

Imagine my delight when I saw Henrik Larsson, the Greatest footballer to ever walk the face of the Earth, on the train the other day!!

What you talkin’ ’bout Willis??

Gary Coleman

I spotted Arnold from Diff’rent Strokes the other day at the train station, trying to impress a girl with his new ringtone. Hard times indeed for Gary…once he could have just pulled a stupid face and said some catchphrase and the girls would have come flocking to him!!

Looks like it might not be long before Gary joins his crack addict co-stars on the celebrity scrapheap. Shame, really.

Saved By The Bell!!

Screech Powers!!

Check out Screech looking as he did on the first series of Save By The Bell. Screech was the one that was the token geek and later appeared to become the gay lover of Mr. Belding, the Principal.

I used to love Saved By The Bell when I was younger. I always remember being absolutely fascinated by Slater’s hair, which was out of control.

Dirty Pop don’t stop

Guy from N*SYNC

I saw that guy from N*SYNC (Joey, the big one). Not much to say about him really apart from the fact that i hated that film he was in. The one about being a fat Greek.

Episode VII – Reading on a train

George Lucas

I spotted Mr. Lucas was casually reading on the train and occassionally looking at his reflection in the window to check his Grandmother-esque hairstyle.

Really wouldn’t expect George to be taking the train considering he earns about a million billion bucks per minute!

Godfather of Soul

James Brown

Godfather of Soul and regular woman-beater James Brown was spotted on a train at Langley the other day. He looked quite content for someone who hasn’t had a hit since that one that he sang before Apollo Creed got killed.

Hey Hey Hey! Look who I saw the other day!!

Fat Albert

I met Fat Albert when I visited a club inside a cave in Cuba. (It’s a good night…I’d definitely recommend it if you’re ever in the area). Fat Albert has obviously been lying low since his ’70s heyday, and has shied away from the public eye so much that he’s taken to disguising himself as a pirate in an attempt to keep out of view (not easy for a man of his size!!).

Anyway, Albert was friendly enough when I spotted him and even posed for this picture. I let him know that I was a big fan of his show, and he confirmed that Bill Cosby did do the whole thing himself…with a roller…and it was excellent.